I know, it’s been a while. You waited so long for THIS!

- I saw this photo of Stephen Colbert…

…and immediately thought of this photo of Sheryl Crow.

- Good luck with this one considering everyone with a digital camera can be a porn star these days and here are terabytes and terabytes of amateur sites out there. This is an example of what I don’t want the civil servants spending their time on.

- This site rules. RULES!

“I told u I was hardcore” was one of the last things Vedas typed, and is often used sarcastically on internet message boards and discussion sites.
Brandon Vedas

On August 31, 1994, Tager shot and killed Campbell Theron Montgomery, a technician employed by NBC, outside of the stage of the Today show. Psychiatrist Dr Park Dietz interviewed Tager. During these interviews, Tager stated he believed that television networks were monitoring him and beaming messages into his head and revealed he was Rather’s assailant.
William Tager

During a July 2005 sex act, which was being videotaped by a friend of his, he suffered a perforated colon, and later died of his injuries. The story was reported in the The Seattle Times and was one of that paper’s most read stories of 2005.
Kenneth Pinyan

The kitty isn’t trapped. It’s squatting…

From The New Yorker

This week in the magazine, Nick Paumgarten writes about the lives of elevators, and tells the story of Nicholas White, who was trapped in an elevator in New York City’s McGraw-Hill building for forty-one hours. Here is a condensed look at White’s ordeal, as captured by the building’s security cameras.

Link: Trapped

“a dull aching pain”

“brother woodrow, lead us in the closing prayer”

“our nation turns its lonely eyes to you”

“last night’s spangles and yesterday’s pearls”

“where you’ve been is good and gone, all you keep is the getting there”

“The moon just went behind a cloud to hide its face and cry”

“Oh death please consider my age, please don’t take me at this stage”

“his sisters black but she is shonuff pretty, her skirt is short but lord her legs are sturdy”

“there’s a battle outside And it is ragin’, it’ll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls”

“coulda’ been the whiskey, coulda been the pills, coulda been the dream she was trying to kill.”

…I go out into the yard and look up. Some nights, people look back.

The King is off tha hook in this viddy!

Never mind that nutritional information shit. This stuff is good! The first bites give off a wonderful toasted taste and the last drops of milk are full of flavor. Lots of goodness sin between. Get this stuff, eat it for dessert.

The homepage.

Pretty much sums up a lot about my own private relativity at this point in my life. Thanks Carl.